I was asleep last night when I started having a very strange dream, I was dreaming that I was in a game with some friends when for some bizarre reason I ran into a pole.. Now while this hurt A LOT, another interesting side effect was blurred and double vision. This made me lie down on a conveniently placed bed, while laying down a doctor came and pronounced that I must have swine flu. As a result I had to make a decision, either start taking a natural remedy that probably wouldn't do anything OR take some very hard drugs. I was then informed that if I took the drugs option I would then have to go to rehab at the end of the course, as once I was cured of swine flu I would almost certainly be a drug addict. This confused me greatly, and soon after none of my friends would talk to me anymore, they were all to scared I would give them swine flu too.
This made me think about the world, and how crazy it is that we find epidemics everywhere and every few years there is a new one, that splits us all again. Someone gets a sniffle and instead of it being just a normal thing, it has to be some sort of flu.. Or perhaps the pigs were just finding it dam unfair!!
Perhaps I have paranoia flu? I feel like just weeping about the state of us all...
At this time, don't we all feel like little piglets with a sniffle?
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